Following his controversial comments in the press this week, Livi sort-of manager Fug Gough is now facing a carpeting from LionHeart supremo Pierce Brosnan.
Gough recently described his players as “the biggest pile of w*nk I’ve ever seen and pure total certainties for the drop into Division 3”, however his frank honesty has not gone down well inside Almondvale. Brosnan is said to be livid about the whole affair as Gough’s comments took up most of Sunday’s back pages instead of Celtic. It now seems certain that Gough will have a showdown with ruthless Brosnan later today.
However, Almondvale insiders say that Brosnan has already been using his extensive contacts from the worlds of secret agents and international crime syndicates for advice on how to deal with the situation. Talk of glass floors, piranhas and tables that flip over to become 3D maps of
We spoke to Brosnan last night, but he was not his usual talkative self. “Feck off, I’ve no time to talk to you cowboys!” he told our reporter before cryptically adding “all I will say is that the price of failure is high. Very high.”
We also managed to speak to Fug Gough at his caravan in Deans Industrial Estate to ask for his side of the argument. “Well, when I was captain of the famous 9-in-a-row Rangers side…” he said before we got bored and hung-up on him.
New Town Radio Cars have offered the use of a taxi free of charge for Gough, so long as it doesn’t get put in a car crusher.