Off to shag the sheep

Last updated : 31 July 2004 By Dov
I love going up to Aberdeen. Three hours of laughter on the bus, a good hour in the pub beforehand and then it's off to the match.

That's when the laughter stops, the freezing cold sets in and you know your team is probably going to get gubbed once again.

Then the wee midget referee sends off one of your players when you are 1-0 down and you wonder why you bother.

I wonder if John Underhill would have sent off an Old Firm player in those same circumstances? No chance.

One set of rules for the big two and another for us, but we've got used to the refereeing standards in Scotland.

But not to worry, we've only got four more games of punishment to go then we can all have a rest — I just hope that we're not playing in the First Division next season.