I feel sorry for Roddy MacKenzie. He was caught out as the ball struck a potato in the vegetable patch Rangers have been growing in front of the goal.
Maybe this explains McLeish's carrot head, Davie Dodds' cauliflower ear and the bunch of turnips in the Rangers defence.
Talking of vegetable patches, it's a disgrace that Spartans are getting away with charging £15 for the cup game.
When some of our fans went for tickets on Monday, the concession tickets were sold out. This means that if a father wanted to bring his son, it would cost them £30.
This is out of order. C'mon Spartans, price the game fairly — don't let the fans who want to see the game suffer.