What's next for Livi?

Last updated : 29 July 2004 By Dov
What's next for Livi? We've had the hidden Pound scam, the security Monkeys, the Dadi buy and our new purple top should be sponsored by Carlsberg "probably the worst manufactured top in the world". Now I hear a couple of the Livi officials are after my blood after I wrote what most people were thinking about Dadi in last month's Teletext View, so my reply to them is "come and have ago if you think your hard enough".

I couldn't give a monkey’s toss if they e-mailed me, or pulled me up, as far as I'm concerned the club is not as professional as they think they are. A couple of examples, their shirt deal with that Athletic crew is a joke. They couldn't make decent football socks let alone make decent tops. Their quality standards department must be the same department as the Livi Servery department, their stuff tastes like pigs ears (the mince pies are probably ears and testiez) and the food is overpriced along with the drinks.

But the Steak Pies are better, but is that it?? You go to Easter Road who have Pizza, Hot Dogs, and decent Ear pies, but Livi think that they are the professionals, and they know better. As I’ve said about the security staff, they are the dumbest people in the world. How can idiots such as them get jobs looking after the welfare of others? But that’s just us, Livingston FC at their best, good in some departments, but complete Doughballs in others.

If they are professionals, that would make Michael Barrymore the most professional television presenter ever along with Lord Archer being the most honest man in the world. Now they can't get everything right, and last season was nearly perfect. BUT all these little things are starting to pess people off, and it's about time Livingston FC started treating their supporters with the respect they are due, not fobbing them off with stupid excuses.