Celtic supporters angry at Flynn

Last updated : 24 January 2005 By Jimmy Logan

Celtic supporters are raging at Lionhearts plan to bring in Richard Gough and Archie Knox to Almondvale. Celtic supporters are raging at the idea of two ex-Rangers members of staff being drafted in, and the federation of Celtic supporters club are calling for Pearse Flynn to employ former hoops boss Tommy Burns as the new boss.

A spokesman for the Federation of Celtic supporters club reacted angrily to the news, he said “That’s not on, Livingston are the wee tic, how dare they treat Dominic Keane in this way, he will be raging”


The spokesman, Alan Henrik Lodestone added “Tommy Burns should be the new boss, he’s Sellic frew and frew nat no. I cannot believe that they are thinking about employing Gough and Knox, is that not sectarian or something like that, one things for sure, I will be calling for Davide Fernandez to be shipped out of Paradise, the Livi-Celtic connection is finished in my books, HOW DARE THEY”


The anger continued “I felt there was something wrong during the last Livi – Celtic game, they kicked us off the park, the racists were even booing Neil Lennon, that was the last straw, he didn’t deserve it, he’s only a wee bit ginger”


An official Celtic FC spokesman confirmed that the Parkhead side had contacted Livingston about the possibilities of two “prods” being in charge of the side, and said that the were disappointed by the news. The Celtic spokesman, Dominic Keane added “shocking, things are bad enough at Parkhead without things like this happening, it would happen if we still had control you know”


St Martin O’Neill (peace be upon him) was also disappointed at the news, he declined to make a comment at first, then later he also reacted angrily at the news by saying “Wibble”