Daily Tabloid - All change for the Tabloid?

Last updated : 09 April 2005 By Hack
To be honest, it's been a bit of a slow news week, what with Livingston not having a game and all that, so in order to at least publish one more issue this week, we thought that we'd cobble together some nonsense about KFC, kids bikes with rubber tyres and a suggested new flagstaff for the Tabloid.

Yes, it seems that Livi's new KFC 'restaurant' has been closed down because the management didn't have a clue. Rumours abound that 'cooked' chicken was kept, and cut on the same chopping boards as the 'non-cooked' chicken as well as all the expected flem in the fries and snot in the salt shakers.

Apparently the Colonel himself flew in from Kentucky, fired the lot of them, hired a new mob and single handedly cleaned the place up ready for opening the following morning. What a guy!! You've got to hand it to him, he sure knows how to sell chicken!
Bugs found in KFC, yesterday

Talking of rubber tyres on kids bikes, why can't all bikes have rubber tyres? It was brilliant when you were wee 'cos you could ride through anything, even glass without ever having to worry about getting a burst tyre. On the minus side however, it was really sore when you hit the kerb and bashed yer hee-haws on the frame! The tyres had no give you see.

Anyway, here at Tabloid HQ we like to be thought of as young, fresh and clean cut, so with that in mind we commisioned Sarky + Sarky in that London to come up with a logo that represented they very values (that we are in the main old fogies who wouldn't know what an MP3 player was if it woke us up and drove us to work in the morning is neither here nor there).

What do you think of the new look flagstaff (logo) for the Tabloid?

Your comments are very welcome, but we'd like to state right now that at the end of the day, we make the decisions, so it's up to you really.

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Simply copy and paste the address into your browser (he says like he knows what he is talking about)