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The fans champion The Daily Tabloid, caught up with Mitchell at the stadium yesterday, and Mitchell knew that we would track him down eventually. He said “I knew it, I read the Daily Tabloid every day, its great, Livingston supporters should be glad to have a such a dedicated mob of people giving them all the news they need, the Livi supporters should buy you pints of lager all the time. I knew that it was only a matter of time before you guys ousted me”
We then asked him if he was at Livi for the long term. He added “Yes I am, we have all the best conference and banqueting facilities, and we are in the process of installing some hairdressing salons in here too, you want a sample of my new product?” he said “It’s called VagiClean??” We kindly refused his offer, saying that we get all our products free at Hair Division, who’s managing director Andy Hairycleft is a sponsor of the fanzine. Mitchell lost his rag at that point, and angrily said “Is that Hairycleft at it again? I’ve warned him to get out of the game, looks like I’ll have to start another hair dressing war.
At the point the fanzine promptly left the building after Mitchell bathed himself in a big pot of stew.
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