A brave Dov, yesterday
Scientists in the USA last night warned of additional dangers surrounding the problem of global warming. And in a shock report produced by the Weather And Natural Knowledge Early Response (W.A.N.K.E.R.) unit, figures show that should the planet continue to heat at it’s present rate, LiviUltras’ Dov will shrink by 2 inches every year.
As has been well documented, global warming is already taken place, evidenced by such things as the rise in sea levels due to polar ice melt, increasingly volatile weather systems and Dov reducing from a strapping 6’2” to his present 5”1”. And unless world leaders tackle this problem as a collective issue, Dov is expected to fall below 5 feet by November 2005.
We contacted Dov at his private suite in
English PM Tony Bliar last night promised urgent action to tackle the problem. “Y’know, trust me” he said to a packed
Meanwhile, the unfortunate, and increasingly diminutive Dov was keeping a brave face. “My hand is a cabbage” he said “and my nose is the Bilberry Prince of
Research continues.