With the news that Livingston Football Club will be welcoming a supporters representative to it’s board, the fans champion here at Tabloid Towers in Deans can exclusively reveal that Lions Dictator Maurice Spliff (56) has already been in hush-hush discussions with a long lost supporter about filling the role.
Last week, Pete Doherty and Maurice Spliff were spotted out of their tree by one partygoer who was astonished at their behaviour. The 43-year-old clubber who didn’t want to be named said “they were out of their tree, then at the end of the night, they smashed the place up, Doherty smashed wee shug o’er the heed with his guitar, and Spliff white’eed”.
The two were later spotted up at the Garage, reportedly buying munchies, Irn Bru and big Rizla skins.
When we approached Spliff (24) and asked him about these allegations, he snapped “Listen you ya wee fuker, I’ll get Malky ma dealer to snap your legs in two if you tell anyone else about this”. We told Spliff (45) that we knew the full story and we were going to reveal all, and he spilt the beans.
After cleaning the beans off his Burberry jacket, he refused to comment, but did say “supporters have no chance of getting on the board unless they know uncle Charlie, if you no what I mean”. He then winked, and left in a hurry in his XR2i.
