Fri 11th - Daily Tabloid - Sound the battle cry!

Last updated : 10 February 2005 By Hugh Flungdung
Today The Daily Tabloid calls on all Livi fans to stand up and be counted. To turn up in numbers tomorrow and cheer the 'Lions' on to victory in the battle of the basement dwellers of the SPL.

Dundee Utd Chairwoman and cigarette magnate Edith Thomson (99), has forked out over quarter of a million pounds to bring every single Utd fan to the game in a fleet of 25yr old charabangs, in an attempt to bolster their support and increase their chances of winning the game to move 5 points clear of Livi. It's expected that they will bring around 800 or so fans on the day.

Livingston supporters have this week been encouraged by Chairman Tony Kinder-Egg's fighting words in the Tabloid this week. He has already promised that Livingston won't be rollong over when the sand dancers come to town. "Why aye man! We'll [Livi] no lie down to that Edith woman and that chuggy chewing monkey of a manager of hers. We'll be reet up for it, like. Are you looking at ma pint?" he boomed.
A Utd supporters bus, yesterday


So the battle lines are drawn. Utd will have their usual small and relatively quiet support, while the Livi army will be out in force. Make sure your there to witness the spectacle! This is lining up to be a game that you'll not tire of telling your grand kids about!

Here at Tabloid HQ we have our hospitality tickets under lock and key and can't wait 'til 3 o'clock on Saturday. See you there!