The Daily Tabloid was last night reeling from the shock after it was revealed that there has been no news to report in the past 24 hours.
Your loyal scribes have been frantically scouring every available source to find something for our loyal readers to digest over a morning bagel, however our efforts have proven to be in vain as there is just no news out there.
So in a Tabloid first, instead of news we have provided a limerick to keep you entertained:
There was a young plumber named Lee
She yelled “Stop! Stop your plumbing!”
“There’s somebody coming!”
Said the plumber, still plumbing, “it’s me!”
A random picture has also been attached for no particular reason, so please don’t read anything into this.
The Daily Tabloid apologises profusely to you, our loyal readers, for the complete absence of any news today. However we hope to have some for you tomorrow.