Dunfermline Athletic chairman John Yorkston was last night given a slap on the wrists by the SFA for a joke comment he made about Celtic hooligan Bobobobobo Balde. Yorkston quipped that the 7 foot bouncer has caused more injuries this season than the artificial surface at
However, Celtic’s resident Zebidee impersonator, the Divine St Martin O’Neill (peace be upon Him) reacted with fury to what he sees as over-lenient treatment. “I...I...I can’t believe it!” he fumed to reporters outside Porkhead. “How dare they do this to Celtic FC, don’t they know who we are? Don’t they know who runs the game? I demand justice!”
Since Yorkston’s amusing sideline several weeks ago, O’Neill (peace be upon Him) has been calling for the Pars chief to face the death penalty, or at least the public amputation of several vital limbs. Indeed, O’Neill (peace be upon Him) has gone on record as saying “calling any of my players names is tantamount to blasphemy, and the only punishment worthy of such a heinous act is hanging, drawing and quartering. I’d settle for a public stoning though if the do-gooders complained too much.”
The Daily Tabloid understands that O’Neill (peace be upon Him) will be making a formal protest to both the SFA and the
And by a strange coincidence, Pope John Paul II is expected to grant