How are Scotland so bad??

Last updated : 19 August 2004 By Dov

www.liviultras.com looks at the players performance last night, and gives you it’s damming verdict on our national game, that is fast becoming a farce.

Marshall = Not at fault in any of the goals, but tried to punch on several occasions when you could have easily caught the ball.


Gary Caldwell =
Crap, simple as that. No fight, no determination, and needs a good kick up the arse after this performance.


Webster =
A JOKE, as simple as that. Looked like a big diddy at the back, showed he should be frying chips in his local chippy, the mans no a football player, and Berti must have better than this tube. Looked more like a ballet dancer than a footballer last night.


Pressley
= One word for you mate. RETIRE. What a shambolic display by the Hearts man. He was more interested in trying to wrestle the Hungarian players. His display was truly awful, and he should never get to pull on a Scotland top again.


Naysmith =
His name says it all. There should have been Nay Smith in the side. He usually is a decent player, but pair him with this lot, and you instantly turn in to San Marino (who ARE better than us by the way).


Holt
= Played out of position, WHAT ABOUT McNAMEE???. Looked very Slllloooooowwww. Played awful, needs footballing lessons, needs to work on fitness, and needs to learn how to tackle.


Fletcher
= It’s claimed that he plays for Man United, but he must have a twin that does. Had some decent moments in the match, but made nothing of them. Needs to eat at McDonalds for a couple of months.


Ferguson
= Barry Ferguson has obviously been at the Neil Lennon school of football. He doesn’t know how to pass the ball FORWARD. Ahhh, so frustrating. Can only blame his performance on his injury, I hope so!!


Quashie
= Looked quite decent, and was possibly the only player that came out of the match with any credit.


McFadden = “The plastic hardman” If he concentrated as much on his football as he does trying to make himself out to look like a hardman on the pitch, we would have the new Pele. Who the hell does he think he is? He loses the ball, always fouls the player who won the ball easily from him, and tries his best to cause trouble. I know if the other boy wanted a fight, McFadden’s pants would fill up with sh*t in double quick time. What a tosser.


Kenny Miller
= Lots of running from the Wolves man. Never penetrated the Hungarian defence, but had no service to work with.


Subs=


Crawford
= Surely we have better than this.


Thompson
= Another “plastic hardman”


Severin
= Awww jesus, he runs like a wummin.


Overall performance =  It'was that bad, I'm going to hang myself.