The Daily Tabloid can today EXCLUSIVELY reveal the real reason Livi boss Vincent Van Gough signed the trio of Hungarian players.
Movie fans have swamped the Tabloid switchboard with claims that they’ve seen towering Ferenc Horvath somewhere before, and following our painstaking enquiries we can reveal that they are indeed correct. For Horvath is also known as
Van Gough signed the wicked giant with the express intention of scaring the opposition into submission. And with the keyholder and gatekeeper, Gabor Vincze and Atilla Kriston, at his side, plans are in place for domination of the living realm, as well as SPL survival.
However, Van Gough’s visions may be scuppered by a new SPL regulation stating that all registered non-British nationals MUST have birth certificates proving they were born in the 20th century.
But should Van Gough’s plan fail, the Daily Tabloid understands he will use his vast managerial experience to sign a 200ft tall marshmallow man on a free from Bosnian side FC Velez Mostar to help shore-up the Lions’ leaky defence.
