Furious
Speaking via satellite phone from a casino in
We asked Brosnan how he would deal with the split were he head of the SPL. “I’d split the feckin’ think right down the middle!” he retorted immediately. “That way the top 6 would get ‘SI’ and the bottom 6 the ‘L’ and a sort-of backwards ‘C’. Much fairer if you ask me.”
Being the fans’ champion as ever, we took Brosnan’s idea to renowned animated mathematician, El Nombre, for verification. “Senor Brosnan has a very good idea amigo” said the masked TV rabbit from his Mexican hideaway, as he read-over the fax we sent him. “Eet ees quite right that 3 cannot be divided equally as whole number senor, bot eet can be spleet as fractions. One and a half plus one and a half ees three! Now I most go and teach a small rat how to make 50. Adios!”
Brosnan is expected to submit El Nombre’s findings to the SPL Split Committee next week.