Following their victory of arch rivals Celtic this afternoon, Rangers are planning to mark the occasion by launching a new fashion line for sale in their new High Street shops.
Speaking EXCLUSIVELY to the Sunday Tabloid, Rangers Commercial Manager Billy Boyne said “we’ve been looking for an excuse to punt more gear to the mindless legions who buy the sh*t, so one of our tea boys came up with a brilliant idea.”
Pointing at various items in a catalogue, Boyne continued “there’s only so much can be sold in the sportswear line, so what we’ve decided upon is a new leisurewear range, which we’re going to call our ‘1690 Range’”
Indeed, we were given a sneak preview at the new line and it faithfully struggles to adhere to anything like Rangers’ traditional colours. Some of the gems included are the ‘Sash’, a blue t-shirt with large orange V from shoulders to navel; the ‘Apprentice Boys’ orange and blue balaclava/ski-mask and white gloves set; and the ‘Red Hand’ orange tea towel with Union Jack and Red Hand motif.
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So there you go. The new 1690 Range is expected to hit the Livingston Rangers Shop sometime within the next 2 weeks and will be launched by a full ‘Tangerine Walk’ along