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We don’t know the full details yet, but what we believe that the fat greasy faced fatty wants to set up a fight between an Alsatian from Dundee and a Poodle from Livingston.
McCall, who has been in the media spotlight lately for being a “big spekky Ned look-alike waste of space” said: ”There is a dogfight now. I would say there are ourselves, Dundee, Livingston and Dunfermline all down there."
We spoke to the NSPCA who reacted with anger at the news that ballface was looking to set up a dogfight with Livingston, but were even angrier when they heard the news that McCall was also looking to set up similar fights in Dunfermline and was also looking at the possibility of Inverness being a target.
We tracked down McCall in a McDonalds restaurant, where he was stuffing his face eating 5 big Mac meals and 3 happy meals, he was also wearing his blue tracksuit that he’s had on for 5 years, wearing his baseball cap, and talking bullsheit as usual. We interview him, but he went on and on and on and we ended up punching the weedgie pleb in the face before leaving to go and watch some paint dry outside.
We spoke to Lionheart media guy Maurice Spliff who denied that Livingston FC would ever take part in such event, but said if it meant he won £50 for the club, he would consider it.
Richard Van Gough refused to comment, but stuck his middle finger up when we approached him and said “This is for the Zed Shed, get it right up yeees”.
Another Daily Tabloid Exclusive.
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