Livi chief executive, Vivien Kylesofbute, today dramatically announced that she intends tackling Dundee FC’s “ludicrous allegations” head-on.
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However, Livi’s iron lady was having none of it. Addressing a packed press conference at Almondvale today, Kylesofbute was taking no prisoners.
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When asked what she planned on doing about the Dundonian allegations, Kylesofbute was just as forthright. “I’m the boss of the swings, IDST” she said, “so if Hen Broon wants to be a big tell-tale-tit then he can meet me at the gates at half three! Or his wee sister can see if she can beat me at elastics, it’s up to him.”
We contacted Dundee FC to advise Broon what Kylesofbute had to say, however the club was less willing to say anything this time, probably because they know they’re wrong. “Go away ya Worzel, we all know Livi eat jobbies and smell of wee” their club spokeswoman told us before hanging-up.