John Robertson may be small in size, but he’s clearly big in reputation as celebrity super couple David & Victoria Beckham get set to put pen to paper as Livi’s latest signings.
With the ink still drying on the contracts signed yesterday by Indonesian fishermen Donald Rino and Henry Parsons, Robbo scooped yet again by securing the services of
Once again the Tabloid has beaten the downmarket red-tops to get an EXCLUSIVE interview with the star couple.
“I do the talking cos David’s not so good with words” said the pug-nosed former Spice Girl. “We feel this is a great move for us at this time, and it has nuffink to do with David shagging all them Spanish birds. I heard MacArthur Glen has some blindin’ bling shops and David needs new earrings, so it’s a match made in heaven, yeah?” she continued.
“We’ve found a new house in Victoria Street (Craigshill) what Robbo says was named after me, and he also says there’s a big Tower next to it, so that’ll be good for keeping away from all the common people and stuff” Victoria explained. “And
Ritchie Brittain was asked to hand his number 7 shirt to Beckham, however he declined. “Just as well anyway” commented
We contacted Real Madrid owner, Manuel Fawltytower, for his take on Beckham’s Bernabeu departure. “¿Que?” he told our reporter.
