New Livi boss John Robertson this evening finally revealed the two ‘mystery’ players which have been the subject of much speculation amongst the Livi support.
Speaking EXCLUSIVELY to the Tabloid via a video link from his banana farm at Achiltibuie, Robertson introduced twin strikers Donald Rino and Henry Parsons as the latest additions to the Livi squad.
Responding to our clearly bemused reporter’s expression, Robertson squeaked “I understand why you will be thinking to yoursef ‘who?’, however once these lads get out onto that park, you’ll notice a big difference within 15 minutes, I promise you.”
“Pearse (Brosnan) has given me the 12th biggest budget in the SPL to improve the squad, so naturally the real players were out with my scope” he continued, “so I made some enquiries with the Sporting Doubles agency, and here are the two guys I chose. Dead ringers for Ronaldinho and Larsson, don’t you think?”
Unfortunately both signings are normally fishermen from the Indonesian
Both players are expected to make their debuts against Hearts at Almondvale this afternoon, provided their boat is back on time.
