Occasional board user and puritanical maniac, Matthew Hopkins, was this evening beginning his quest to unmask the redheaded
The wholly negative comments expressed by the alleged fan, believed to be called ‘Kenny’, has lead to outrage amongst the Lions faithful, with many believing him to be either an STV plant or a fan of a rival team causing mischief. Such fury has been generated to prompt the self-styled Witchfinder General to mount his steed and begin his quest to unmask the impostor.
We spoke to
“Speake ye unto me with haste goode sir, for I be a busy man and have God’s worke to do” he said, eyeing our reporter suspiciously from beneath the brim of his black buckled hat. “I have heard ye tales of a ginger devil speaking ye untruths in
We asked how he intended to conduct his investigation to locate ‘Kenny’. “I have my owne ways goode sir, and ye would be wise to ask me of this no more. All I will say is that my stout manservant, John Sterne, be my assistant in all manners of encouraging ye guilty to speake ye truth. Have no fear young master, we’ll find him and see he be punished for his evil wordes.”
Hopkins
So who is this ‘Kenny’? Does anyone recognise him? Is he really a Livi fan or a mere impostor? Let us hope for all our sakes we find him before