Following the humiliation of watching his team being dumped to the foot of the table by Livi yesterday,
Apparently Leishman was attempting to buy himself two chicken suppers and a pickled egg when an irate Pars fan spotted him. Word soon got round, and by the time Leishman left Aldo’s, a large crowd of around 3 supporters was waiting to meet him. Leishman appeared taken aback by the mob’s sudden appearance and dropped his pickled egg. The fans then began pressing the Freddy Boswell impersonator for an explanation of his team’s poor showing an hour or so earlier.
Leishman then threw his hands into the air, scattering chips and chicken in all directions, before bellowing “I am a God! I am YOUR God! I am the saviour of
You may yell with all of your might
That
But please never fear
For your voices I hear
And I’ll tell you what you think is right
We were dumped into 12th spot today
And I know it has caused much dismay
But both Yorkston and I
Will just tell you a lie
So piss off and get out of my way
Leishman then made good his escape on a stolen Raleigh Chopper whilst the confused mob stood motionless trying to work out why some of the words rhymed.