Megatoothed Brazillian superstar, Ronaldinho, this evening spoke of his sensational Livi transfer.
Ronaldinho (left) poses for fans, yesterday
The South American whiz told our reporter “I am delighted with my Livi transfer. It will be good for me.” With his chipmunk-like grin increasing by the second, Ronaldinho continued “My girlfriend is called Livi, so I wanted to show her how much she means to me. A tattoo will be silly when I dump her for a buxom German supermodel in 3 months time, so a transfer is far more practical.” He then pulled up his sleeve to expose a vulgar loveheart-shaped transfer with ‘LIVI’ written across it.
We then asked him what he thought of Livingston FC. “Who?” he asked before speeding off in his Aston Martin DB7.
