Dunfermline chairsnake, John Yorkston, last night called for an end to the feud that’s existed between himself and Livi chief Pearse Brosnan ever since the backstabbing Fifer decided to grass 
Curled around a branch inside his luxury vivarium in Kelty, Yorkston hissed at out reporter “I ssssay it’ssss time to let ssssleeping dogssss lie. What’ssss done isss done, and I made sssure Livi were well and truly done. Pearssse needsss to let go and join me in the boardroom on Sssaturday for a rat or live chick.”
Indeed, a Pars spokesman confirmed Yorkston has pulled out all the stops to tempt Brosnan into the Boardroom at the weekend, including copious amounts of Magners Cider, potatoes and shamrocks. However the insider failed to explain the 2 litres of arsenic ordered from Grangemouth FC.
Brosnan however looks certain to stick to his guns. “Feck him!” he roared when we advised him of Yorkston’s offer. “I’m fecked if I’ll set foot anywhere near that feckin’ snake, and no amount of potatoes is gonna change that, so!”
Brosnan will instead sit among the Livi fans at 
