Ex-Livi stopper Marvin Andrews is embarking on an ambitious 6 month mission to dig a tunnel from his back garden in Fife, right to
Since leaving Almondvale last season, the giant Trinidadian has been plying his trade with The Sons of William Queen’s XI FC in
Speaking only to the fans’ champion Daily Tabloid, Andrews boomed “man, I is findin’ tings very hard. Me can’t praise de Lord whilst all around me is sinners, back-sliders an’ Catolics, aiee!”
And Marvin has a point, given what he told us about the immediate aftermath of his signing for the light blues. “Man, me tought me was getting’ a medical, but all me was asked is ‘what school did you go to?’, ‘what foot do you kick wit?’, ‘can you sing De Sash?’ and ‘does y’have a granny wit a surname beginnin’ O or Fitz sometin?’ Why dey ask me dat an’ not give me a medical, man? Dey not even check me balls or nuttin’.”
The public image of Andrews is now as one of them: gone are the days of universal respect for his beliefs as he is now seen, in some eyes, as a turncoat who sold his soul for a King’s Shilling. But he hopes his tunnelling penance will restore not only his faith but also his public image.
“Man, it gonna be hard work!” he boomed again in his mighty
The Tabloid understands Stuart Lovell has already been in contact with Andrews regarding using the tunnel to visit his family in