At last nights prestigious annual ‘Hey good looking awards’ in Bothwell, Livingston supporters were saved from a right good slagging when despite being clear favourites to win the ‘Ugly Supporters’ award for the umpteenth year running after a late surge by the buck toothed, cross eyed, BO saturated, bow legged, ginger haired, tattooed, kilt wearing, sheep worrying Inverness Caledonian Thistle contingent pipped them to the unwanted title.
Whoops of delight went up from the ‘Livi Lookers’, a team hand picked by Charlie McCharlie for their previously untouchable lack of appearances, when it became clear that even with the 'eyebrow' round still to be completed that the awars was going North.
“Ooh ya beauty” Charlie howled over the dance floor as Betty McHoots (23, and mother to 50% of the Caley Jags support) attempted to climb the rostrum to pick up the ‘Broken Mirror award' on behalf of the ‘Dogs of the North’, only to fall awkwardly backwards, sending her flying and giving the assembled paparazzi an eye full of her Highland Fling.
“It’s been coming for a while” continued Charlie, “Folk have
been saying for years that Livi are followed by a right load o’ mingers but times are a changing. You’ve only got to look at the ever decreasing gene pool up North to realise that all they Caley Jag fans would triumph in the ‘Ugly’ stakes before long. Grunters, the lot o’ them” 