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Thu 3rd - Daily Tabloid - Dundee Utd's 'invisible' fans

Last updated : 03 February 2005 By P.R Vert

Dundee Utd fans on Wednesday night
Police and Scientists were tonight baffled when over 15000 Dundee United supporters disguised themselves as “Hampden Seats”.

The amazing incident happened during Wednesday nights CIS Cup match against Rangers, where the Arabs unluckily got gubbed 7-1. There was just over 989 Dundee United supporters who didn’t turn up in disguise, but failed in any way to make any noise, even when United scored.


Now the Army has been called in to find out just how the Dundee United supporters miraculously made themselves invisible. An army spokesman said “We find it quite stunning that over 15000 supporters disguised themselves as Hampden seats, this is a major breakthrough, the army would like to find the formula to this”


A Dundee United spokesman reacted furiously to the news, saying that the freeloaders didn’t even pay to get in. He said “I’m shocked to find out about this, we’ve looked at the gate receipts, and it looks as if the Freeloaders didn’t pay to get in, they should be ashamed to call themselves Dundee United supporters tonight, they cheated the club.


Do you know how they did it? Have you ever disguised yourself as a seat, or dressed up in your wives clothes? If you have, then e-mail dailytabloid@liviultras.com. If your story is in any way sexual please make sure you include photo's. All correspondence will not be treated in the strictest of confidence.

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