Livi’s old rivals, Inverness Caledonian Thistle, have enlisted the help of some unusual partners in order to have Caledonian Stadium SPL-compliant by the end of this month. For in their drive to meet the Pars on the 29th, ICT have recruited the entire local dolphin population to achieve their goal.
Locals have noticed the stadium lights on all through the night in recent weeks, but mystery shrouded the lack of any noticeable machinery noise. However, Caley chairman Grant MacGrant has finally come clean and explained just what’s been going on.
“Cost has always been an issue” he told the Daily Tabloid yesterday, “so in order to keep ours down, we decided to ditch the usual building contractors and hire the dolphins instead. Paying builders nightshift allowances would have crippled us, but the dolphins are happy just to get an extra fish every hour.”
Indeed, our north of
“I can’t praise them highly enough” grinned MacGrant. “The fish and water all come free from the
However not everyone is so happy at this man-dolphin collaboration. Livi hitman, Jim ‘Flipper’
We’re with you there Jim!