Livi Chairman, Tony Kinder-Egg, last night urged the Lions’ faithful to turn-out in numbers for Saturday’s basement battle with Dundee Utd.
Speaking EXCLUSIVELY to the fans’ champion Daily Tabloid, Kinder-Egg said through his interpreter “Why pet, me and Pierce were lookin’ through the ‘Building Weekly’ last week an’ we saw this canny basement for sale. Second hand like, nae need to gang overboard man.” He then presented our reporter with a thick publication, similar in size to Kaye’s catalogue, where he pointed at a picture of a large basement with strip lighting and generous shelving.
“Doonstairs is too small just now pet”, continued Kinder-Egg, “so me and Pierce have had an eye on this beauty. Plenty space for paint an’ that. Canny for keepin’ aal the bulbs for the floodlights too man. An' a good price as you can see.”
However, Kinder-Egg’s face changed completely when he advised there was competition regarding the purchase of the basement. “That bastaad Thompson up at
So in the name of fair and accurate journalism, the Tabloid contacted Dundee Utd FC for verification. We spoke to Mr Thompson’s secretary who advised that he was unavailable due to him “carting doon Stoorie Brae wi’ his pet moose” and furthermore that any calls from or regarding Livingston FC were to receive the standard response of “f*ck off.”
So this Saturday, let’s show those smug peh-munchers from 