Former Rangers manager Dick Advocaat last night launched a bold bid to have West Lothian Council grant permission for his proposed Coconut Farm on the southern slopes of Dechmont Law.
Ever since coming to
The Tabloid managed to track-down former owner Kid Creole and ask why he decided to sell-up. “Hey Annie, I’m not your daddy” he said. We attempted to speak to Advocaat himself, but were refused permission by his curt Personal Assistant, Marshal Ney.
Fortunately, Cllr Willie Dunn was happy to talk to us, although he was unable to reveal too much about Advocaat’s planning application due to the Official Secrets Act. “Did I ever tell you about the time me and Graeme Morrice…erm, well maybe not…” he said. “What about the Hibees though, eh? I’m on River FM this week talking about Hibs, so maybe you can give me a free plug in the Tabloid?”
It’s not known just how successful a Coconut Farm is likely to be in