Calderwood rages at Livi! -

Raging Dons gaffer Jimmy Calderwood yesterday launched a scathing attack on Livingston.

Following Aberdeen’s 2-0 triumph over the West Lothian outfit, Calderwood was still seeing red in his post-match interview.

“90 f*ckin’ minutes I stood there in that dugout: 90 f*ckin’ minutes! And look at me – my tan’s bl*ody faded, I cannae believe it!” he raged to our reporter. “In this day & age” he continued, “you’d think an SPL club could install a proper UV tanning system in the dugout, but no’ this shower. No’ even a b*stard sunlamp!”

And indeed following 90 cold minutes inside Almondvale, Calderwood was looking distinctly mahogany: a far cry from his usual ebony hue. Liviultras understand Aberdeen FC is likely to make a formal protest to the SPL later in the week, with the additional demand that all 12 clubs’ floodlights should now contain at least 30% UVA bulbs as a criterion for league membership.

Probably.

Calderwood rages at Livi!

Last updated : 08 December 2004 By Gideon Felchingspanner