The Daily Tabloid has just been informed that Santa Claus has tragically died. The 540 year old father of about 3 billion + was flying over Almondvale Stadium on his way back to Greenland, when the accident occurred. We have been informed that Livingston chairman Pearse Brosnan-Flynn was showing off with his airgun to Stephen Pearson & Didier Agathe, and shot Rudolph (the one with the red nose) in the right testicle, and the reindeer took a maddy throwing Santa out of his sleigh, falling a couple of hundred feet to his death right slap bang in the middle of the centre circle of Almondvale.
Pearse at a snow covered Almondvale
The news, which will surely cancel Christmas is making children all over the world hysterical, and reports are coming through that international fiddler Michael Jackson has reportedly tried to commit suicide.
We managed to catch up with Pearse in his brand spanking new Porsche and the outspoken Livi Chairman from Guinness, Ireland didn’t seem to care about killing Santa. “I don’t see what da problem is” Flynn snapped before adding “why don’t parents just buy presents and put them under the tree” before speeding off and jumping several red lights.
Again, the Livi Chairman seems intent on upsetting people, and my wife will be really upset as she asked for a Rampant Rabbit off Santa L Shame on you Pearse.
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