Wednesday 11th August 2004
Dear diary…
Ha! Ha! Ha! This is the best fun I’ve had in ages! Just the other week I held a meeting to let everyone know I was going to hand-over all my shares – and they believed me! Some of them actually fell for it! *cackle*
But the best bit is that I told them I’d do this before the season starts - and that’s the Inverness sheep-shaggers' arse in the bag already. My worthless shares are still sitting snug in my toady wee pocket. That bloody Pearse thinks he’s a bigger Sellic fan than ME, but I’ll show him so I will! Thinks he can have my shares does he? The bast*rd...
And that friggin’ HBOS? Don’t start me on them! All I did was nip into the branch in the Centre and ask for was a nice wee “Super Squirrel” bank to keep my pocket money in. And what do they do? Go and put me in bloody administration that's what – call that customer service? I tell you, when I’m king of the world they’ll pay: they’ll ALL pay!
Ribbit!
So that’s what I’ve done today. I heard a few Livi fans aren’t happy with me just now, but do I care? Do I f….JUST COMING MUM!
OK that's my tea out so better go now. I’ll speak to you tomorrow.
Luv D xxx